It Begins...

Welcome, welcome, WELCOME, to my very first visit to this here thing they call the blogosphere. The first thing I ask myself is, "What the f*ck am I doing here?" Never thought I would get into this whole blogging thing, but here I am. I'm sure we'll all have some laughs, shed some tears, and break some wind. My whole goal for this damn boat is to get things off my chest and give you all the best damn film reviews you will ever read.

So, with that, I'll try to update this thing daily as long as I have things to bitch about and movies to diss. Good day to you all.